Southpark Mall and The Cutest Dog

Jan 17, 2008 by Brendan Do    No Comments    Posted under: Archived Blogs

I know. I always say dogs are the cutest dogs, but seriously.. Look at this picture and tell me you just don’t want to squeal…

I wish I could’ve bought him. He was the “foofiest” dog I have ever seen. I wish I could’ve played with him. Ah! …Cutest dog.. I wanted to buy 2 dogs today, pretty dang bad. Yep. Screw having children, I’m just going to buy the cutest dogs instead and save them from these dang’d pet stores.. They can’t possibly be happy with stupid emo teenage girls with their skinny pants banging and banging on the glass because they want a picture of a dog on their damn slvr. Hey try this…girl! How ’bout just waiting..! I wanted to kick her in the face and then explode her pants..

Alright. I guess I’ll rant about pants now. Hm. That sure does rhyme. Skinnies? Are the worst. I want to throw molecular fabric grenades at them which’d blow their pants right off of them. The humiliation of being in their underpants (or nude) in public should teach them a lesson to not wear skinnies ever again. The development of such grenades will begin shortly in the lab I have downstairs (even though I live in the basement, so the downstairs of the basement).

I haven’t got a single clue why Southpark mall was filled with all the emo kids this evening. Don’t they have somewhere else to be? Like their own bathrooms to slit their wrists or a bridge to jump off of? If they are in need of one, they should come talk to me and I can provide them a bridge or a bathroom.

I don’t know why my homework tonight was to create some folders and a wordpad file and make a screenshot of these steps…

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