More “Litter” For The Internet

Jan 28, 2008 by Brendan Do    No Comments    Posted under: Archived Blogs

On another one of those breaks from school. Dang accounting is next, I actually did my homework this time! ‘Cept it’s not right because I still can’t balance a um, balance sheet for the life of me because numbers are never equal to other numbers. Something always changes something else! I mean, I agree, it’s probably easier than balancing a chemical equation, but I dunno. By the last day of chemistry, I was definitely able to balance a chemical equation thanks to Dave tutoring me at Starbucks for like 2 hours.. I still failed by the way.

Today was filled with all sorts of good and bad news. It’s alright, the good news overpowers the bad. Such as good will always beat evil. Even when the good is evil.. mmhmm! That makes sense. Weird. Right when I said that, a cold draft came into the room.. “…cover you like a blanket on a cold daaay” <–in an scottish man tone.

Did you know LCCC has a mascot? Well, if you didn’t, they do. I am looking at a sign that says “What should be done with the LCCC mascot?”, I’m thinking nothing and maybe get rid of it because you’re a community school, what could you possibly need a mascot for.. Sheesh.

Have you ever gotten a ticket within 10 seconds of driving before? Yep. That was me last night. Get into a car, turn it on, drive… bam! lights! so I pretended like I was about to vomit (which I did feel kind of sick) and the cop asked me what was wrong, I responded with “I feel terribly sick”, he then takes forever and then gives me a ticket. Way to sympathize cop…way to sympathize. What I should have done was taken off my pants and bent over, I would’ve weaseled my way out of that one.. (mind you, this is in Lakewood, hence the homosexual reference).

I think it’s funny how they smell like cheetos sometimes and they were just tryin to get their baby to eat cheetos.. haha.

There is a dog barking in the Student Center.. I’m not sure if it’s a dog or a person. Things that shouldn’t happen to a person.. Get barked at in the ear by a dark person when it’s dark out.. That’s just retarded. I don’t know if it’s happened to any of you, but it has to Cody and I a few times now.. It causes me to jump 30 feet in the air. Yes. Thirty.

http://store.irobot.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=2878870

The above link will take you to a thing to show you that you never have to clean your gutters again, let the iRobot do it. I will. I am now allowed to have gutters in my future house because of this invention, previously, I wasn’t going to have a single gutter. Water can just fall, it’s okay. It’s just water. I shower and drink it daily, it can fall upon my head and I will not care. It beats ever having to clean a gutter myself.

Also. Ya know what’s worse than a baby crying with the same consistent sound? It’s mother trying to shut it up. That might be even worse, because what is she doing? imitating the same cry… and making louder noises.. what the hell… Seriously guys. Mirena. Use it.

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