It’s not fair that I have to get stalked by the police of North Ridgeville. I barely live here. I moved here in 2005 and went to Bowling Green for 2 years, I did not move back to North Ridgeville till 2007. I was only home on weekends or summers or spring breaks. In the time from 2005 till 2008, I have received 4 tickets from this city. How many are for speeding? None. I don’t really speed in this city. I know they are following me around. But they WILL find something small to get me for. Why? Because they are desperate. So desperate that they have to hide in grass, on my street, then pull me over in my driveway. That’s shady right there.

Officer #63 … consider yourself cursed. You will have a deathly illness and you will die at an early age. Your family will either die or leave you. You won’t ever see them again. You’ll be in hell. Sorry. Life isn’t too good.

I’m too exhausted for this stuff. I work. I go to school. I do homework. I hangout. I am exhausted. I need sleep. And lots of it.

I think. I need an escort out of Ridgeville whenever I go anywhere. Or switch cars everytime I leave. See, this is why I need about 12 cars. #63 will be so confused. By the time he figures it out, he would have died from that deathly illness already.

I need to win me some lotteries. I guess with this attitude I won’t right? Because I’m a terrible person? No. #63 is a terrible person. I’m a great person.

Cops are like car salesmen. Scammers. Heartless greedy scammers. At least you can reason with and walk away from car salesmen…