Again. I’m sitting here.. quietly.. this black guy walks through right? He has walked um, let’s see.. about 150 feet.. He has a phone in his hand and this is what I hear from him in this 150 feet..
“This nigga right here! … this nigga.. then I was like BOOM! .. this nigga.. mann.. look at this nigga right here! look at this nigga right here! so.. she was like nigga! … mann.. nigga!”
I haven ever heard that word said so many times in a matter of someone walking at about 2.5 feet per second for 150 feet or less. Wow.. They are ridiculous. I’m um, less ridiculous. I may say the darndest things.. but not the most non-comprehendable things. and why is something always blowing up?! No. There can’t be that many things in this world that go BOOM! every few seconds.. world meaning the world of Cadillacs, Women, Sports, and Drugs…
But. I really should be studying for accounting but I think I got it. Things go there, things go here, numbers add up.. they are equal.. or they are zero. That’s all that’s to it right? Liher taught me this.
So. Tomorrow is Valentines day.. The government scam to cause consumers to purchase candy, heart-shaped, pink, and red things.. It’s quite a day though.. people go eat, husbands get yelled at, people get fatter, some cry, some are happy, some have sex, and some are lonely. I think it’s also a scam to make those who are alone, feel bad. I think that’s the second time I mentioned scam in the same paragraph, yeah, we all know the country is out to screw us constantly.. but whatever, that’s not what this paragraph is about. It’s more about how their trick isn’t going to work on me! I’m goin’ out with friends and then Step Up 2! So America? You don’t have me feeling bad… Yeah, I’ll just keep telling myself that.
I’m getting a bike. I can’t wait. It’s like when I first learned how to ride a bicycle, I think it’s time for me to move forward and hop on 2 wheels with a motor. It’ll be a good time.. I’ve been in the “I am getting a bike” phase many times now, I am not sure if this is a real one or not. But I’m never out of a “I want an Evo” stage, I’m assuming I really want an Evo.
Evo + Love + Money + Friends = Happiness 
Why do guys think they’re tough because they lift weights? People lift heavy things all the time, not everyone thinks their tough.. I life heavy things sometimes, I’m not a big tough guy.. The higher the testosterone, the lower the “good” you are. See? I’m slowly ruling out most people as being bad. It’s great. People are no good, I’ll still stick by that theory.
I had so much to write here the other day but I forgot everything. So I guess this is goodbye for now.
Goodbye blog.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I’m glad that i’m single and don’t have to: spend lots of money at dinner, spend money on fu-fu things, yell at my wife/gf, cry, have unmarried sex, buy chocolate’s and get fat. V-day is pretty depressing if your NOT single lol. Ha America! i also win against your scam this year! But i don’t think i’ll be so luck next year!
I am tough because i lift weights
and according to your logic I’m no good because i have higher testosterone and lower estrogen than you :/ Ass! lol. But yeah i think your refering to the extreme case of the guys who focus on weight lifting and nothing else and act like hard asses. That’s not meh.
Well someone needs to start working today, so Goodbye you all and “Internet Trash Cleaner Hacker/Stalker/erh… lol”
Oh happy b-day Josie!
Brynn Says:February 16th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Happy Birthday Josie! I didn’t know it was your bday yesterday cuz Brendan didn’t tell anyone…
“I think it’s time for me to move forward and hop on 2 wheels with a motor.” My imagined outcome of this would be a scene from Home Improvement when he puts a huge motor in s/th & it blows up. Except, you will probably blow someone ELSE up. Like me or Hannah. Or Danny.
dcrichmond Says:February 16th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Hmm, but Danny would be fine even IF he blew up, heh.
And Evos? Yessir, always get an Evo.
And BOOM? I understand not seeing that coming on the football field — or whatever that one was talkin’ about at Mac — but, c’mon, they can’t ALL be playing football ALL the time!
I dunno, maybe they can. I sure can’t.
And, yeah, most things aren’t any good at all. I’m not sure, though, if things a) start out bad and need a lot of work to get good, b) start out good and require diligent baddening before they start shouting “BOOM,” or c) start out neutral and honestly don’t take much in either direction to be one or the other.
I’ll assume they all start bad. It’s how it dang ol’ seems, anyway.