All People Are Bad, Ridgeville Cops Are Worse

Apr 18, 2008 by Brendan Do    No Comments    Posted under: Archived Blogs

It’s only 9:50am and I have already achieved a good deed today. Why? Because I love my fellow people..

Actually, no. Those who know me also know my dislike for all people and assume that all people are bad (because in most cases, they are and they’ve yet to prove otherwise). So I’m drivin’ back from school and I see a Ridgeville cop hiding in some woods by a train track, I’m assuming he’s trying to get me.. but he was facing the wrong direction to catch me speeding because I don’t think they’ve yet picked up on my school schedule, hell, I haven’t even picked up on my school schedule and there’s 3 weeks left.. Anyhoo, I obviously was on my best behavior but pissed that he was there drivin’ down the road, I was tryin’ to listen to some pleasant Jimmy Eat World and my radar was going nuts because he was uh.. radarin’. Well, on the road.. I see a Porsche 911 headin’ his way.. He was goin’ awfully fast and I really didn’t want to see him get a ticket, so I shouted “COP!!!” out my window, then I saw brake lights.. I think I might’ve saved one rich man, some money and points today.. Eventhough I dislike all people..

I guess the order of precedence is..

My Friends GREATER THAN People GREATER THAN Cops GREATER THAN Apple.

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